This is more than a simple hat. Shielding its contents from the elements only scratches the surface of its existence. While obnoxiously pristine when it sits on your head for the first time, its character slowly builds the dirtier and more worn it becomes. Every mark is a story, every scuff a glimpse of a past adventure whether it be pulling through a 5.hard or running naked in the woods. If only it could talk; it would be the center of attention at any campfire story telling session. Wear it proudly. This is The Hat of Representin’.